In a few naked minutes I learned that self-diagnosis is worth exactly what you pay for it.
Body Image
Kissing A Walrus
It took a while for me to get used to posting pictures of myself, but I quickly learned that people will scroll past blocks of text. I’m a writer. I don’t exist if you don’t read me.
Corduroy
Now I don’t mind being an XLG per se. Who cares, right? But I’m 5’2″, menopause weight 140, and if I’m an XLG, what is everybody else?
Woke Woman Face
Soon a girl’s menstruation party will include gift certificates for Botox along with her first tampons. You’re never too young to fear aging.
Hand Cream
Age is climbing up on me like kudzu, and I feel like I need a plan for what to do with it.
Some Nights
There weren’t enough hours in the day to process my life story, and it spills over into the dark when my dreams should be power washing my brain.
Think Like A Uterus
Yes, Virginia, the world is organized around the male sex drive. Otherwise, why would we have stilettos?