How exhilarating it must be to feel the fresh air moving across your skin as you run half-naked without fear of assault or arrest.
I think the all to common phenomenon of elder women feeling invisible is a symptom of the larger issues of…
If I stood too close to her, she blew smoke in my face. But after a year as her assistant, I took it as a sign of affection.
I want a pair of wired granny panties that come with earbuds to track my pulse, hormones, fluids and temperature. The earbuds would whisper messages like…
If Einstein needed Botox to get a job, the Allies might have lost WW2, My Favorite Martian wouldn’t have been in prime time, and Dick Tracy would have been talking into his necktie instead of his wristwatch.
Now I’m trying to picture Marlo Thomas with hairy legs and I can’t do it. Long leg hair in sheer stockings is like vacuum packed seaweed.
Fairies broke into my bedroom while I was sleeping and inflated my waistline. That’s the only explanation I can think of for the thickening around my middle.