In a few naked minutes I learned that self-diagnosis is worth exactly what you pay for it.
Body Image
Corduroy
Now I don’t mind being an XLG per se. Who cares, right? But I’m 5’2″, menopause weight 140, and if I’m an XLG, what is everybody else?
Woke Woman Face
Soon a girl’s menstruation party will include gift certificates for Botox along with her first tampons. You’re never too young to fear aging.
Hand Cream
Age is climbing up on me like kudzu, and I feel like I need a plan for what to do with it.
Some Nights
There weren’t enough hours in the day to process my life story, and it spills over into the dark when my dreams should be power washing my brain.
Be Cool
It was just one errant grey wire poking through the brown, looking out of place — just one hair. But I was horrified.
My Ugly Shoes
It doesn’t seem fair that the only fat that disappears with age is the fat no one could see in the first place.