It was just one errant grey wire poking through the brown, looking out of place — just one hair. But I was horrified.
Body Image
My Ugly Shoes
It doesn’t seem fair that the only fat that disappears with age is the fat no one could see in the first place.
Free the Nipple
How exhilarating it must be to feel the fresh air moving across your skin as you run half-naked without fear of assault or arrest.
Invisibility
I think the all to common phenomenon of elder women feeling invisible is a symptom of the larger issues of…
Marlene
If I stood too close to her, she blew smoke in my face. But after a year as her assistant, I took it as a sign of affection.
Cheeseburger Dreams
I want a pair of wired granny panties that come with earbuds to track my pulse, hormones, fluids and temperature. The earbuds would whisper messages like…
Einstein’s Forehead
If Einstein needed Botox to get a job, the Allies might have lost WW2, My Favorite Martian wouldn’t have been in prime time, and Dick Tracy would have been talking into his necktie instead of his wristwatch.