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A Radical Idea

Posted on December 11, 2019December 11, 2019 by Billie
A Radical Idea

Apparently phone addicts get hooked on the repetitious movement of tiny images and lose control of their eyes the way a junkie loses control of her limbs.

Posted In Shopping, TechTagged In addiction, algorithms, brain, computers, health, internet

Insectivorous

Posted on December 4, 2019December 4, 2019 by Billie
Insectivorous

Enjoy them as a snack, grind them into flour for cookies, or surprise your guests by sprinkling them over the green beans.

Posted In Nature, ShoppingTagged In food, future, health

Senior Moments

Posted on October 30, 2019October 30, 2019 by Billie
Senior Moments

I have the insane thought, How did he do that? How does a dog move his water bowl without spilling it?

Posted In Elderhood, ShoppingTagged In age, brain, dogs, fashion, health

Scents & Sensibility

Posted on October 16, 2019October 16, 2019 by Billie
Scents & Sensibility

They say a dog’s nose inhales information the way people read. So when I see Moon sniffing, I figure he’s perusing the books of other dogs.

Posted In Gender, Nature, Shopping, WritersTagged In art, cleaning, dogs

Corduroy

Posted on September 25, 2019September 25, 2019 by Billie
Corduroy

Now I don’t mind being an XLG per se. Who cares, right? But I’m 5’2″, menopause weight 140, and if I’m an XLG, what is everybody else?

Posted In Body Image, ShoppingTagged In age, fashion, menopause, women

Woke Woman Face

Posted on September 4, 2019September 18, 2019 by Billie
Woke Woman Face

Soon a girl’s menstruation party will include gift certificates for Botox along with her first tampons. You’re never too young to fear aging.

Posted In Body Image, Gender, ShoppingTagged In age, ageism, brain, girls, health, science, skin, wrinkles

Hand Cream

Posted on August 21, 2019August 21, 2019 by Billie
Hand Cream

Age is climbing up on me like kudzu, and I feel like I need a plan for what to do with it.

Posted In Body Image, Elderhood, Shopping, TechTagged In age, computers, future, skin, wrinkles

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