It was just one errant grey wire poking through the brown, looking out of place — just one hair. But I was horrified.
It doesn’t seem fair that the only fat that disappears with age is the fat no one could see in the first place.
There was no dress rehearsal for being single. Suddenly my co-pilot was gone and I was flying solo.
I often hold points of view like race horses waiting at the gate to gallop forth from my mouth.
If I stood too close to her, she blew smoke in my face. But after a year as her assistant, I took it as a sign of affection.
I want a pair of wired granny panties that come with earbuds to track my pulse, hormones, fluids and temperature. The earbuds would whisper messages like…
Imagine grocery shopping on your hands and knees, walking home, and making dinner on your kitchen floor. My knees hurt just thinking about it.