I understood that there were rules a proper woman must follow to be socially accepted, and then I saw that being ladylike was just a game we played.
She got married, had kids, kept a nice house, and made sure there was always plenty of lunch meat in the fridge for her husband.
Imagine grocery shopping on your hands and knees, walking home, and making dinner on your kitchen floor. My knees hurt just thinking about it.
If toys are templates for developing skills and behavior, what was the lesson I was supposed to learn from Betsy Wetsy?