There was no dress rehearsal for being single. Suddenly my co-pilot was gone and I was flying solo.
If I stood too close to her, she blew smoke in my face. But after a year as her assistant, I took it as a sign of affection.
Ward Cleaver would have had a heart attack at the breakfast table if June had said, “Ward, I’ve been thinking. Now that Beaver and Wally are in school all day, I’d like to have sex with other men.”
Now I’m trying to picture Marlo Thomas with hairy legs and I can’t do it. Long leg hair in sheer stockings is like vacuum packed seaweed.