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Thinking in Circles

Posted on January 30, 2019February 12, 2020 by Billie
Thinking in Circles

If we don’t get a grip on our trash problem we’ll be living like medieval peasants again. Fatbergs are coming after us like low budget sci-fi monsters.

Posted In Lifestyle

Polyamory

Posted on January 23, 2019February 12, 2020 by Billie
Polyamory

Ward Cleaver would have had a heart attack at the breakfast table if June had said, “Ward, I’ve been thinking. Now that Beaver and Wally are in school all day, I’d like to have sex with other men.”

Posted In Lifestyle, Relationships

Ham Sandwich Machine

Posted on January 16, 2019February 20, 2019 by Billie
Ham Sandwich Machine

Whether we accept Edmond Belamy represents something new in art, we must admit he represents something very, very old in human relations: the patriarchy.

Posted In Gender

Pantyhose Nation

Posted on January 9, 2019January 24, 2023 by Billie
Pantyhose Nation

Now I’m trying to picture Marlo Thomas with hairy legs and I can’t do it. Long leg hair in sheer stockings is like vacuum packed seaweed.

Posted In Gender

The Thickening

Posted on January 2, 2019January 24, 2023 by Billie
The Thickening

Fairies broke into my bedroom while I was sleeping and inflated my waistline. That’s the only explanation I can think of for the thickening around my middle.

Posted In Age

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