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Marlene

Posted on March 27, 2019January 24, 2023 by Billie
Marlene

If I stood too close to her, she blew smoke in my face. But after a year as her assistant, I took it as a sign of affection.

Posted In Relationships

Cheeseburger Dreams

Posted on March 20, 2019January 24, 2023 by Billie
Cheeseburger Dreams

I want a pair of wired granny panties that come with earbuds to track my pulse, hormones, fluids and temperature. The earbuds would whisper messages like…

Posted In Gender

Life-Changing Magic

Posted on March 13, 2019February 12, 2020 by Billie
Life-Changing Magic

The things I buy call out to me with the lure of eternal coolness. Then I bring them home and forget about them.

Posted In Lifestyle

In the Time of Chairs

Posted on March 6, 2019February 12, 2020 by Billie
In the Time of Chairs

Imagine grocery shopping on your hands and knees, walking home, and making dinner on your kitchen floor. My knees hurt just thinking about it.

Posted In Age, Gender, Relationships

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