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Pancakes

Posted on June 26, 2019March 17, 2021 by Billie
Pancakes

Her eyes sparkled, her hair shimmered silver, and her jewelry shook and danced when she moved.

Posted In Relationships

Some Nights

Posted on June 19, 2019January 24, 2023 by Billie
Some Nights

There weren’t enough hours in the day to process my life story, and it spills over into the dark when my dreams should be power washing my brain.

Posted In Health

Think Like A Uterus

Posted on June 12, 2019February 12, 2020 by Billie
Think Like A Uterus

Yes, Virginia, the world is organized around the male sex drive. Otherwise, why would we have stilettos?

Posted In Age, Gender

Queen of the House

Posted on June 5, 2019February 12, 2020 by Billie
Queen of the House

She got married, had kids, kept a nice house, and made sure there was always plenty of lunch meat in the fridge for her husband.

Posted In Age, Relationships

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