There weren’t enough hours in the day to process my life story, and it spills over into the dark when my dreams should be power washing my brain.
Think Like A Uterus
Yes, Virginia, the world is organized around the male sex drive. Otherwise, why would we have stilettos?
Queen of the House
She got married, had kids, kept a nice house, and made sure there was always plenty of lunch meat in the fridge for her husband.