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Corduroy

Posted on September 25, 2019January 24, 2023 by Billie
Corduroy

Now I don’t mind being an XLG per se. Who cares, right? But I’m 5’2″, menopause weight 140, and if I’m an XLG, what is everybody else?

Posted In Age

Scientific Method

Posted on September 18, 2019December 19, 2019 by Billie
Scientific Method

I’m doing a scientific study in my apartment, tracking the lifecycle of a dust bunny, trying to understand how they reproduce so quickly.

Posted In Lifestyle, Nature

Party Talk

Posted on September 11, 2019February 12, 2020 by Billie
Party Talk

She blinked and teetered. I could see she realized something was wrong with her story, but she couldn’t quite grasp it.

Posted In Nature, Relationships

Woke Woman Face

Posted on September 4, 2019January 24, 2023 by Billie
Woke Woman Face

Soon a girl’s menstruation party will include gift certificates for Botox along with her first tampons. You’re never too young to fear aging.

Posted In Gender

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