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Corduroy

Posted on September 25, 2019September 25, 2019 by Billie
Corduroy

Now I don’t mind being an XLG per se. Who cares, right? But I’m 5’2″, menopause weight 140, and if I’m an XLG, what is everybody else?

Posted In Body Image, ShoppingTagged In age, fashion, menopause, women

Scientific Method

Posted on September 18, 2019September 18, 2019 by Billie
Scientific Method

I’m doing a scientific study in my apartment, tracking the lifecycle of a dust bunny, trying to understand how they reproduce so quickly.

Posted In NatureTagged In cleaning, dogs, science

Party Talk

Posted on September 11, 2019September 11, 2019 by Billie
Party Talk

She blinked and teetered. I could see she realized something was wrong with her story, but she couldn’t quite grasp it.

Posted In NatureTagged In booze, chickens, Love

Woke Woman Face

Posted on September 4, 2019September 18, 2019 by Billie
Woke Woman Face

Soon a girl’s menstruation party will include gift certificates for Botox along with her first tampons. You’re never too young to fear aging.

Posted In Body Image, Gender, ShoppingTagged In age, ageism, brain, girls, health, science, skin, wrinkles

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