Yes, Virginia, the world is organized around the male sex drive. Otherwise, why would we have stilettos?
Age
Queen of the House
She got married, had kids, kept a nice house, and made sure there was always plenty of lunch meat in the fridge for her husband.
Be Cool
It was just one errant grey wire poking through the brown, looking out of place — just one hair. But I was horrified.
Solo Flight
There was no dress rehearsal for being single. Suddenly my co-pilot was gone and I was flying solo.
Humble Pie
I often hold points of view like race horses waiting at the gate to gallop forth from my mouth.
In the Time of Chairs
Imagine grocery shopping on your hands and knees, walking home, and making dinner on your kitchen floor. My knees hurt just thinking about it.
The Zen of Betsy Wetsy
If toys are templates for developing skills and behavior, what was the lesson I was supposed to learn from Betsy Wetsy?