It’s going to take some mental hocus-pocus to get me to 98. I was already married for 32 years and the new guy wants to add another 30.
Kindness Is Enough
The self-checkout fairy seems to like her job working as a customer service associate at Kroger. Her job is to show us kindness.
R.I.P. Miss Manners
A friend of mine complained that I have bad manners. Evidently, I picked my teeth after eating a meal with her and she was mortified.
A Really Expensive Parrot (My ChatGPT Experiment)
I asked the ChatGPT content generation machine to write a 500-word blog post by an old lady who loves cleaning the garage.
Books I Read in 2022
To show my gratitude for their work, here is the list of books I read in 2022. I learn from their example and improve my craft.
The Benefits of Icky
Constipation is the opioid hangover no one talks about. It hurts and taking more pain relievers won’t make that pain go away.
Pimp My Ride
Imagine going to get groceries in the Batmobile. New cars are digital assistants on wheels, they recognize you and come when you call them.