I’m doing a scientific study in my apartment, tracking the lifecycle of a dust bunny, trying to understand how they reproduce so quickly.
Party Talk
She blinked and teetered. I could see she realized something was wrong with her story, but she couldn’t quite grasp it.
Woke Woman Face
Soon a girl’s menstruation party will include gift certificates for Botox along with her first tampons. You’re never too young to fear aging.
The Lady Belcher
I understood that there were rules a proper woman must follow to be socially accepted, and then I saw that being ladylike was just a game we played.
Passionistas Project Interview
Listen to my interview on the Passionistas Project podcast.
Hand Cream
Age is climbing up on me like kudzu, and I feel like I need a plan for what to do with it.
Sesame Highway
I’d like to see a nightly news program performed by the Sesame Street characters. Having plush puppets deliver the news could reduce my anxiety.