Age

If I live to be 80, I’ll be 11 years younger than my dad is right now, and he just rode his motorcycle 30 miles for a cheeseburger.

We make our own history from the raw materials of our childhood by choosing what to remember and we become our feelings.

With an expanded waistline, Menopause Barbie could expand the doll’s market beyond idealized youth to reach the low estrogen demographic.

If our lifespan has increased to a century, we should be defining middle age as 40 to 70, and our ultimate stage as 70 to 100.

Elders remind me how comparatively young I am. But young people can flip that feeling when they remind me how old I seem to them.

Yesterday I was serious about doing a somersault. It was an early morning flight of fancy, but I really thought I would do it.

My problem is, I say what I think, but I also say what I don’t think. I can be thoughtless. That’s Loose Cannon Syndrome.