I don’t believe in immortality. It’s like buying a long-term life insurance policy that starts after you’re dead.
Age
R.I.P. Miss Manners
A friend of mine complained that I have bad manners. Evidently, I picked my teeth after eating a meal with her and she was mortified.
My Epic Blind Spots
I’m reviewing my mistakes and poking around for my blind spots because I don’t want to be ignorant of my ignorance.
Making Mood Soup
I’m making mood soup. My recipe is positive thoughts that create positive brain chemistry that results in positive behavior.
Performative Aging
I signed up for immersion training in septuagenarian life taught by a thirty-year-old with a master’s degree in arch supports.
No Regrets
Pete is inconsistent with my need for order. Order as I define it. My kind of order. The order that centers on me. I have regrets about Pete.
Chasing Squirrels
Pete says chasing squirrels and work are the same thing. I agree. Often when I’m working, I feel like I’m chasing something I can’t catch.