The experience of menopause can be mitigated with new lubricants, new toys, new technology, and new thinking.
Health
Some Nights
There weren’t enough hours in the day to process my life story, and it spills over into the dark when my dreams should be power washing my brain.
True Confessions
In the hour between the end of school and the time her parents arrived, we crowded into their kitchen and sucked burned tobacco into our lungs.
Me & My Biota
Amoebas in sexy grass skirts will soon be doing the hula on TV commercials, calmly wagging their hips to quell our fear of microbes and hypnotize us into buying new and improved products squirming with life.
My Ugly Shoes
It doesn’t seem fair that the only fat that disappears with age is the fat no one could see in the first place.