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The Cooking Lesson (Carnita #2)

Posted on January 8, 2020January 25, 2023 by Billie
The Cooking Lesson (Carnita #2)

I’ve been stalking Carnita because she’s practically famous for her new porn travelogue and it kills me.

Posted In Writers & Books

Loving Life, Staying Relevant

Posted on December 25, 2019February 12, 2020 by Billie
Loving Life, Staying Relevant

It’s Christmas Day, my 52nd Wednesday post for 2019. That was my goal, and I did it, so I’m feeling good. Not that it was easy. I made quite a few mistakes. Maybe you noticed.

Posted In Age, Writers & Books

Gratitude

Posted on November 27, 2019January 21, 2020 by Billie
Gratitude

Every day we all do it together because we’re all part of the same system. Civilization is a group effort. I couldn’t be a writer without you.

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Professional Jealousy (Carnita #1)

Posted on November 6, 2019January 25, 2023 by Billie
Professional Jealousy (Carnita #1)

I ask myself, why am I not also a writer of erotica of the sort people pay for, and read aloud to their partner between the sheets and sleep?

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Scents & Sensibility

Posted on October 16, 2019February 12, 2020 by Billie
Scents & Sensibility

They say a dog’s nose inhales information the way people read. So when I see Moon sniffing, I figure he’s perusing the books of other dogs.

Posted In Nature, Writers & Books

Kissing A Walrus

Posted on October 9, 2019February 12, 2020 by Billie
Kissing A Walrus

It took a while for me to get used to posting pictures of myself, but I quickly learned that people will scroll past blocks of text. I’m a writer. I don’t exist if you don’t read me.

Posted In Lifestyle, Writers & Books

Church Basements

Posted on October 2, 2019October 2, 2019 by Billie
Church Basements

Life meanders politely, eyes meet, pleasantries are exchanged, civilization is tamped down to a well worn path. Odors rise unremarked. No fart jokes in a church basement, nothing obtrusive. Just adults mixed with sugar.

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