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Nightmares & Dreams

Posted on November 9, 2022November 9, 2022 by Billie
Nightmares & Dreams

The night before we watched “The Case of the Grinning Gorilla,” a perfectly terrible Perry Mason episode about a chimpanzee hiding jewelry.

Posted In Relationships

The Mark on My Heart

Posted on November 2, 2022November 2, 2022 by Billie
The Mark on My Heart

Love is a mirror. I witness myself, follow the ripples of me on his face. He is my muse. Ink on my brain. The mark on my heart.

Posted In Relationships

My Sugar Daddy

Posted on October 26, 2022October 26, 2022 by Billie
My Sugar Daddy

I said these exact words to myself. Be patient. Pace yourself. Don’t try to do this all at once. Year One Sugar. Year Two Meat.

Posted In Health

Mail-Order Bride

Posted on October 19, 2022October 19, 2022 by Billie
Mail-Order Bride

Like a mail-order bride, I have learned to be his partner, we’ve made a home together and our collaboration is regenerative.

Posted In Relationships

Sex Toys Are Us

Posted on October 12, 2022October 12, 2022 by Billie
Sex Toys Are Us

The oldest sex toy archeologists have found is a Paleolithic polished stone phallus from around 29,000 BC. Sex toys are us.

Posted In Gender

Orgasms As Wellness

Posted on October 5, 2022October 5, 2022 by Billie
Orgasms As Wellness

When we think about orgasms we tend to focus on the pleasure of the Big Bang, but orgasms have myriad health benefits.

Posted In Health

Sharing is Caring

Posted on September 28, 2022September 28, 2022 by Billie
Sharing is Caring

Caring for your community by sharing resources like tools and skills makes you more economically stable. Sharing is caring. 

Posted In Lifestyle

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