How exhilarating it must be to feel the fresh air moving across your skin as you run half-naked without fear of assault or arrest.
Humble Pie
I often hold points of view like race horses waiting at the gate to gallop forth from my mouth.
Invisibility
I think the all to common phenomenon of elder women feeling invisible is a symptom of the larger issues of…
Marlene
If I stood too close to her, she blew smoke in my face. But after a year as her assistant, I took it as a sign of affection.
Cheeseburger Dreams
I want a pair of wired granny panties that come with earbuds to track my pulse, hormones, fluids and temperature. The earbuds would whisper messages like…
Life-Changing Magic
The things I buy call out to me with the lure of eternal coolness. Then I bring them home and forget about them.
In the Time of Chairs
Imagine grocery shopping on your hands and knees, walking home, and making dinner on your kitchen floor. My knees hurt just thinking about it.